5 pointers to help in your daily life

I have decided to come up with 5 survival tips to survive in the world of todays in situations like bad dates to a boring lecture.
Disclaimer: These tips maybe be ridiculous,crappy and sometimes utterly outrageous. It is upto your discretion to follow these tips or not.You can be lynched, sued or arrested if you actually folow these tips...please dont hold me responsible.

5 ways to survive an extremely boring lecture:

1.Stretch:Stretch like crazy,it gets rid of sleep and its a great time passer. On top of that it makes you flexible and nimble.
2.Get a Drink:If your instituition allows you to bring food and drink to your lecture...definitely go for a drink...and sip its slowly as the lecturer goes on and on...dont be surprised but as you sip slowly you will discover flavours which you havent ever discovered before.
3.Unleash your Creative talents:All of us bring notebooks to class....unleash your creativity ..if u can draw then drawanything u like from dogs to frogs to geishas, if u are a poet then write a poem....and youll see the lecture will finish in a jiffy...
4.Be Alert:One of the greatest methods to pass time in class and still learn something...look for mistakes in the lecturers presentation slides or notes and point them out during the lecture..guaranteed 10 mins wasted per mistake..dont overdo it or youll land with a C in the module.
5.Last Resort:If your attendance is not compulsary and the lecture dosent add much to ur intellectual growth why in God's Holy Name are you here....go do something useful...and if U are here and have nothing to do...fall asleep atleast youll get rid of your fatigue toxins...


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