5 ways to get a date

Hello all my romantically challenged buddys who cant seem to manage to take out a girl. Hopefully these 5 pointers will help u to overcome the "lonely" situation.. gained from my experience of goin out with a double digit no of girls hehe.... simple stuff but sometime we forget the rules....

1) Patience: Greatest trick of all is to be patient. Once u act too needy and desperate you are dead. Jus wait patiently for the girl to bring it up. If u lack patience, my advise is to have a lot of backup plans, that is several stand bys. U should not care about people judging u cos u are now too pathetic too judge anyway.

2) Share and Care: Oldest trick in the book, do something for her which is diff from ur old selfish self. Help her with homework, help her move, help her with getting over her ex hehe...all these help and no time soon she will be eager to return the favor and bamm uve got a date.

3)Join some volunteering stuff: Become a volunteer in some thing, 2 things are guaranteed about the girls in such groups, they are single and they are kind.... Single cos no girl with a bf becomes a volunteer cos she has no time for "that" and kind cos the group is for a good cause......so become a volunteer and remember this is a place where u can get a girl way outta ur league too..

4)Join a Gym: This is only for those who can show real progress if they hit the gym.....if u are too fat this aint for u at all.... if u are jus a few pound oveweight or underweight great for u...join the gym ....work out a pretty good body... but also notice the chix working out in shorts and spandex...they are there for a reason.... they are in the gym because they want to be noticed...most vulnerable stage...jus be there give them attention and seal the deal...

5)Newbies: I guess most of us have passed this stage of preying on juniors. Junior girls have come to this new environment with no friends and are very vulnerable...Im not asking to take them down,,,,... but show u care hehe.... she will grow affectionate cos u are giving her attention when no on else is...great way to get a date...