Best Quotes from Blackadder goes Forth(1989)

Lieutenant George: The war started because of the vile Hun and his villainous empire-building. Captain Blackadder: George, the British Empire at present covers a quarter of the globe, while the German Empire consists of a small sausage factory in Tanganyika. I hardly think that we can be entirely absolved of blame on the imperialistic front. Lieutenant George: Oh, no, sir, absolutely not.

Captain Blackadder: [describing the latest offensive] Field Marshal Haig is about to make yet another gargantuan effort to move his drinks cabinet six inches close to Berlin.

Captain Blackadder: [during a German air raid] Where's our air force? They're meant to defend us against this sort of thing. Right, that's it! [picks up telephone] Captain Blackadder: Hello? Yes, yes, I'd like to leave a message for the head of the Flying Corps, please. That's Air Chief Marshall Sir Hugh Massingbird-Massingbird, VC, DFC and Bar. Message reads "Where are you you bastard".

Captain Blackadder: In the last few years, the border has moved as much as a frenchman living next to a brothel.