Best Quotes from Blackadder the 3rd(1987)

Blackadder: I have come up with a plan so cunning that if it were alive, you could call it a weasel.

Baldrick: Morning, Mr. B. Blackadder: Leave me alone, Baldrick. If I wanted to talk to a vegetable, I would have bought one at the market.

Mrs. Miggins: Bonjour, Monsiuer
Blackadder: Excuse me.
Mrs. Miggins: It's French. Blackadder: So is eating frogs, cruelty to geese and urinating on the streets.

Mrs. Miggins: The Scarlet Pimpernel, Mr. Blackadder! He's so exciting, don't you think? Blackadder: Actually, I think he's the most over-rated human being since Judas Iscariot won the AD31 Best Disciple Competition.

Blackadder: We hate the French! We fight wars against the French! Did all those men die in vain on the fields of Agincourt? Was the man who burned Joan of Arc just wasting good matches?

Prince George: What can I do to a woman that I can't do to you? Blackadder: I cannot conceive, sir.