Getting Shot: Ways women shoot us down during those tender moments

I have been romantically crippled all my life......so crippled that someone should offer me the handicap seat everytime I board the bus.........well and as a combined effect of being crippled and being born with extremely bad girl luck there have been numerous moments in my life when a girl has shot me down when the time is ripe(aka rejected). But u see women are smart creatures when coming to getting rid of men, they do it so smoothly most of the time the guy(specially me) have no idea that they are being got rid of. So going over my numerous experiences and other guy's experience of getting shot down, I am going to list down the various ways they shoot us so that in future guy if u sense any of these....know its not gonna happen:
Some of them may seem damn obvious but are for those optimistic chappys who even see love when the girls trying to shooo them off: I have been thru lot of these but wont tell which all....heheh

"I dont believe in relationships,Interested in career:" Yah right......heheh.....big fucking blatant neon sign she is tryng to get rid of u. Really optimistic ones think they can turn this lose lose situation into a win win one but plzzz dream on but the only time this will be true is when a fucking night rainbow will come out and gremlins looking like me will dance on it......
Remember all girls are separate relationships from career except some bitches on wall street so....one they are using it as an excuse is to divert u so that u fall into the next bloody pit and die out of decay..

"I have a boyfriend:" Well since guys like me act stupid and dorky always dosent really mean we are always stupid. When we are hitting on a girl hehe we are actually more efficient that the CIA in finding info about the girl.... we know who all she had dated why that didnt work out, which all guys she hangs out right now with and if they have a "possiblity". So if they really have a bf now , we know that and we wouldnt hit on her cos nothting is a detterent like the presence of a bf. Yet underestimating us heheh they decide to drop it in, slip it in ..watever u call it ...jus middle of a casual conversation......u r out on something which u think is a date, hehe u must have those days where u think u are on a date and then turns out to be a disaster.
So ur middle of this "pseudo date or perceived date" and in the middle of the a casual conversation like "hey u know wat i like seinfeld ?" and she goes "Yah my bf likes it too" or she mentions the name of some random guy.
Now when she is lying about the guy be pretty sure she dosent want u too over there....so the best thing jus fake a call and vanish hehe so u dont pay for watever there and some of ur self esteem is saved......and who gives a fuck about her she dosent want u anyway....

"I see u as a very good friend": Bam! she jus shot u and u take arnd 10 secs to realize u have been shot..... this is the most widely used weapon of mass guy destruction hehe and we have all been shot by it (ohh comeon if u think u havent been shot by it, ur retarded). Women think this statement wont hurt us .....but comeon it feels like shit.......only guys who wont be crestfallen, shattered, destroyed by this statement are gay guys. Women of the world listen up,
since u are this pretty and have been selected for our GF department our HR department wont let u be hired in our FRIENDS department and u know wat after the age of 20 mainly we close hiring women in our FRIENDS department.