Chat Log between Romeo and Juliet(1663,Verona)

Verona, 1663, Juliet's Balcony.......

Romeo: Oh juliet, How the moonlight reflects off ur face and makes it look so heavenly. I shall act like a painter and my mind a canvass and capture this heavenly scene.

Juliet: Ur such a drama queen, U always have to talk like that, wat happened to talking like normal people.

Romeo: Well i thought we were dating and decided to try these new lines i thought of...

Juliet: MENN!!! cant ever do the right thing ...either will hold back or go overboard...

Romeo: Ok see i dont understand women either.....u guys are confusing...u gotta relax dude...

Juliet: Who u calling dude.........maybe u should take care of ur attitude....anyway wassup

Romeo: U spoilt the mood , wats the problem with u today???

Juliet: This thing ...u know the dorky guy called Galileo, one with the telescope and all??

Romeo: The one who ass the church is kicking for some anti god stuff?? Yah wat bout him

Juliet: Well this afternoon when i was bathing after my lunch, I found him cheking me out with his telescope...such a creepy loser...

Romeo: I and my friends shall take our cutlasses and commit bloody murder on him..

Juliet: EWW!! Wat did I say again about ur melodrama???