Enuff Comedy: Daily Boring Dear Diary

himENuff funnyman acts, decided to keep that but have some dear diary moments as well.

Dear Diary(Is a diary a guy or a girl or hermaphodites like those katoys in thailand?),

Me: Life is very stable. Wat will u know about stability , after all ur a stupid fat book, remember the time that lil brochure called u fat and u said "hey tell that to the telephone directory". Well jus keep u face down on a table and there u are stable until i pick u up , u genderless being containing my secrets and write some more rubbish in u.
Its Friday the 13th , yah as if that can be anything more foreboding. Well after the illness and all, I am really weak, yah laugh at it u table lying fat papery thing.

Diary: U do know that u are incredibly stupid when u try to be funny all the time. I am after all a guy. All diaries are guys.

Me: Yah u also mean those pink ones with unicorns , the teenage girls keep . Ur telling me those are also guys.

Diary: Yah those are diaries who are coming out of the closet. They are gay diaries.

Me: Ok enuff discriminating diaries based on their sexual orientations. Hehe remembered a joke. This firing squad has a motto its called "We aim to please." Hahahha

Diary: Dumbass, everyone has watched Blackadder......anyway wats been up ...

Me: Welllllll..., lifes fine some unusual changes recently but over all i have absorbed the shocks and am continuing with it. Nothing much hehe donno why I am even talking to u...

Diary: U do know that the extra sensitivity causes u to sound gay like hell....

Me: Wat man I havent even said anything.....no wonder I dont tell anyone anything...

Diary: Was jus pulling ur leg.....hehe u can say stuff ....

Me: Naaaaaaaaah leave it mate.....wats the worst thing that has ever happened to you??

Diary: Well I belonged to this school girl once and she had me in yellow and pink and then one day she left me in the school yard.....then the school janitors dog came and peed on me....

Me: Hehe thats nothing compared to wat i ahve been too.......u canteven imagine...

Diary: U wanna tell me ????

Me: Naaaah too many people reading our convo ...some other time bye.