Dear Diary:October Blues

Me: Eh diary, wake the fuck up ... its 11:30 ...need something to discuss with u??

Diary: Spoiling my nice sleep to start ur vagina monologues ...u think I dont have anything better to do??

Me: I kinda bought u so NO...u better listen to me .... wat will u gain lying arnd anyway ...ur too fat already

Diary: FYI, I have a slow metabolism, its hereditary....anyway wasssup with u ...u never come to me unless u have something to say

Me: Maaan , Im getting the october blues...feel so demotivated......dont want to wake up, dont want to go to school...this sux

Diary: U always ahve to give a fancy ass name to everything , October blues.....for u its always blues.....

Me: Yah man i donno why i feel so de motivated , I mean everythings working out fine...but i jus dont want to get up and work....hmmmm

Diary: Maybe u should start to grow a pair and jus hold on...stop complaining ..u think ur the only one with problems??

Me: Yah rememebr u told me about the story of the sad loesbian girl, tell it to me again

Diary: Im not here to entertain....u want lesbian porn go to clublez why me maan??

Me: Ok watever , this stupid day started all too wrong ...feel sleepy and alll, miss s gave me 2 missed calls last night wonder wat she wanted....