Things I hate and why

Yah call me retard, weird,eccentric but there are stuff I hate tons and here is a list of them.....there are more which ill add when ever i remember.....

1) Politically correct people aka assholes

I hate people who dont have any opinions about anything...they are like "u dont know enuff to comment" or "u are so mean" or "ur jelous cos he is more talented than u"
"Hey lady...i dont give a fuck about his talent but his behaviour pisses me off..thats all i care"
After our forefathers fought so hard for things called liberty and freedom...these pricks jus wanna keep their opinion retained in their asses cos i donno...they suffer from perpetual constipation....
all u should use on these assholes is something called a "liberty enema" to get rid of their politically correct constipation....and ahve some opinions and have the balls or boobs to say it....

2) People who dont like wat i like(still ok) but go on to tell me wat is expected of me

Hey people , I am a living person capable of thinking......its ok u dont like "Friends" or u havent enjoyed "American Pie" the way i do or u think "Two and a Half men is Stupid" but hey u dont ahve to tell me jus cos u dont get the jokes......when u start galavanting in my personal space and try to tell me 1001 ways im wrong......i feel like if i was butch cassidy i would shoot a fucking hole in ur head...... hey let me live my life...

3) Heroes on zee tv ,star plus and sony tv

Wats a indian soap opera hero like.......is he on a secret mission defeating ex soviet spies from lauching a deadly virus or is he a spartan defeating persians....noooo
he is a gelled up stupid donkey wearing ridiculously faded jeans(its like the jeans saw a ghost and turned white) and even wearing that to bed.....then getting up in the morning with gelled hair.....
occupation:business....hehe i mean they are never shown doin anything except loosing crores when they trust some ridiculously looking woman,.....

4) NRIs potrayed by Hindi Movies

Hey all of us dont dance to bhangra.....we dont own a porsche and a ferrari each ,,,and we are not stupid people....as my friend correctly observed after he observed hindi movie NRIs...white chicks dont want to sleep with us too....Most NRIs live in shoddy neighbourhoods and they ahve to save up for 5 yrs just to visit india...we dont go to discos where all white people follow us and start dancing and we dont have huge business and helicopters...

5) Attractive Girls who think guys can be jus friends

Hey there are tons of guys hitting on ur everyday and u still stick to the idea that guys jus want to be friends with u....see (someones gonna hate me for writing this) we can only be friends with u if
1)im gay
2)ur gay(well then we will try super hard hehe)
3)i have a gf
Funny part is that even if u have a bf we dont care ..we will still hit on u......and these facts which woman jus cant learn after being riddled by guys ...irritates me......
hey we are programmed to hit on u..nothing u can do about it

6) Watching F1 and test matches(cricket)

Yup im gonna anger tons of people when i say this but people actually spend hours seeing cars go round a course 40 times....might as well buy a toy train set and watch it hynotized...and test match common people...the batsman dosent wanna abt..the bowler is frustrated...the wicket keeper is thinking about his gf ....is that really something u wanna watch

7) MBAs and People related to Finance

Hehehe now im gonna piss of mostof the poeple.....MBAs...i know u went thru a ridiculously tough exam to "get where u are" and u can say words like "hockey stick effect or marketing ballyhoo" ..hehe but still i dont like u...i mean wats ur worth except filling reports with weird words...i rather buy a dictionary....
u might argue"we keep the corporate machinary running" ill give u that but
imagine if the earth is gonna be destroyed and u needed a selected few people to put on a rocket to start civilization again...so u really think we need u...

8) Fancy food (ex chicked stroganoff for example)

When i go to eat and im hungry i dont carea bout the ambiance .... i want to eat....and when u are given a menu card where u need a dictionary to decode it...u feel like killing someone....
yah its rally fancy to eat 0.1 gm of chicken beautifully garnished with rubbish to look like a feathered bird instead of food...but when i have to go home and eat slices of break with nothing cos im hungry...its not really worth it,.,,,
people are so obssesed about names like stroganoff but do u think the russians give a fuck about wats the diff between a curry and a vindaloo...
fancy food pisses me off when the serving is meant for an ant

Hmmmm....long time

Hmmm.....been a long time since I had last posted,,, and it was about how to solve romantic problems i guess.......well well they ahvent been solved yet but have some solutions to make it easier........

recently in my module : modelling via odinary differential equations....we learnt how to model romantic relationships usind differential equations...the solution of the system of equations came to be a weighted sum of a sin curve and a cos curve....thus oscillatory.....

thus i should not whine cos mathematically speaking i can see that the whole thing oscillates all the time.....its real stupid to expect a graphh like y(x)=lots of love=c .....

another thing i realised its that....jus cos the rest of my life sux and my relationship is the easiest thing to blame .....i ahve been blaming it for a long time...trying to use it as a scapegoat which was absolutely wrong.....

anyway
had another end of the sem hectic one this time coupled with honors presenentation etc etc.....