My first 50 hrs at work

Yah finally managed to survive the first 50 hrs of work at DSI(Astar). Work environment is super slack and Ive never been interested in orkut as of now heheh....designing lens for optical pickups ... jus a screen cap above wat my working screen looks like.....results are out did exceptionally well...

My Best Micro Writing

Help sheet for my photonics exam, managed to put 200 pages of formulas onto 2 sheets ,....jus an example..

Best Bengali Prose

Best Bengali Prose possible, read thru it carefully if you know Bengali....
(warning explicit lyrics)

Amazing Photos Circulated over the Net

Some of the amazing photographs widely circulated over the web, most of them inaccurately described but most of them deserve a wow.
Amazing 3d road paintings, really talented artists can create the illusion of 3d .(True pic)

A tordano and a lightning simultaneously at night revealing the tornado.(true pic)

A dubious pic showing an indian channel reporting a huge creature which got washed induring tsunami.(false)

A US military plane sending flares which form an angel behind it. (true pic)
Its called evening in northpole. Its a work of art not a real pic yet beautiful(false pic)

A true forest fire which looks like a scene from bambi(true pic)

Hurricane over the sea(true/false not sure)

Senator John kerry in a anti war rally(1970s) he is behind the girl in specs with cringed up mouth. Cute girl in red is famous actress Jane Fonda.(true)

Best Quotes from Blackadder the 3rd(1987)

Blackadder: I have come up with a plan so cunning that if it were alive, you could call it a weasel.

Baldrick: Morning, Mr. B. Blackadder: Leave me alone, Baldrick. If I wanted to talk to a vegetable, I would have bought one at the market.

Mrs. Miggins: Bonjour, Monsiuer
Blackadder: Excuse me.
Mrs. Miggins: It's French. Blackadder: So is eating frogs, cruelty to geese and urinating on the streets.

Mrs. Miggins: The Scarlet Pimpernel, Mr. Blackadder! He's so exciting, don't you think? Blackadder: Actually, I think he's the most over-rated human being since Judas Iscariot won the AD31 Best Disciple Competition.

Blackadder: We hate the French! We fight wars against the French! Did all those men die in vain on the fields of Agincourt? Was the man who burned Joan of Arc just wasting good matches?

Prince George: What can I do to a woman that I can't do to you? Blackadder: I cannot conceive, sir.

Best Quotes from Blackadder goes Forth(1989)

Lieutenant George: The war started because of the vile Hun and his villainous empire-building. Captain Blackadder: George, the British Empire at present covers a quarter of the globe, while the German Empire consists of a small sausage factory in Tanganyika. I hardly think that we can be entirely absolved of blame on the imperialistic front. Lieutenant George: Oh, no, sir, absolutely not.

Captain Blackadder: [describing the latest offensive] Field Marshal Haig is about to make yet another gargantuan effort to move his drinks cabinet six inches close to Berlin.

Captain Blackadder: [during a German air raid] Where's our air force? They're meant to defend us against this sort of thing. Right, that's it! [picks up telephone] Captain Blackadder: Hello? Yes, yes, I'd like to leave a message for the head of the Flying Corps, please. That's Air Chief Marshall Sir Hugh Massingbird-Massingbird, VC, DFC and Bar. Message reads "Where are you you bastard".

Captain Blackadder: In the last few years, the border has moved as much as a frenchman living next to a brothel.

Best Quotes from FRIENDS(1994)

Memorable Quotes from "Friends" (1994)
Phoebe: Chandler still thinks I'm pregnant and he hasn't asked me how I'm feeling or offered to carry my bags. I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him.

Ross: I would date her but there is a big age difference. Joey: Well think about it when you're 90... Ross: I know, she'll be 80 and it won't be such a big difference. Joey: No. What I was gonna say is when you're 90 you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.

Monica: Hey. Where is he, where's Richard? Did you ditch him? Joey: Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.

Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

[Joey comes out from his room wearing ridiculous clothes. He has to look nineteen for an audition] Joey: 'Sup? 'Sup, dude? Chandler: [putting his hands up] Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me. Joey: So, you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack. 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what? Chandler: Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen.

[Monica's been leaving candy for the neighbors outside her door, and they got hooked on it] Chandler: Hey! Pipe down! This woman tried to do a nice thing so she could get to know all of you and I bet not one of you can tell me her name. Neighbor: ...Candy lady? Chandler: Okay, that's it. Go home! You ruined it! Joey: Yeah, you ruined it! You ruined it! [goes inside the apartment, and starts eating the candy] Monica: Thank you. I was really scared for a minute, I mean, somebody slipped a threatening note under the door. Joey: [takes note] Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. Mob mentality...

Ross: [receiving his Christmas gift] You got me a cola drink. Chandler: And a LEMON LIME. Ross: You shouldn't have. I feel like I should get you another sweater. Joey: And last but not least. [Monica receives her gift] Joey: They're RIBBED FOR YOUR PLEASURE.
Chandler: All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.

[pounding a scone] Ross: Stupid British snack food. Chandler: Did they teach you that in your anger management class?

[In response to a stupid comment] Chandler: You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance.

Rachel: Hey, just so you know: it's *not* that common, it *doesn't* "happen to every guy, " and it *is* a big deal! Chandler: [pointing] I *knew* it!

[after Monica gets a disastrous haircut] Ross: How's Monica? Phoebe: She's calmed down a bit. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling. Ross: How's the hair? Phoebe: I'm not gonna lie to you Ross. It doesn't look good. Joey: Can we see her? Phoebe: No, your hair looks too good. I think it would only upset her. Rachel: Oh. Phoebe: Ross, you can go on in.

Monica: Thanksgiving tomorrow four o'clock. [to Rachel] Monica: Guess who I invited? Do you remember that guy Will Cobert from high school? He was in Ross' class marching band. He was kinda overweight... really overweight... I was his thin friend. Rachel: Wow. I don't remember him. Honey, are you sure you're not talking about your imaginary boyfriend? Monica: No that was Jared. Wow. I haven't though about him in a long time.

Monica: Also, just so you know, I'm not making a turkey this year. Joey: What? Monica: Well, Phoebe doesn't eat turkey... Joey: Phoebe. Phoebe: Turkeys are beautiful, intelligent animals. Joey: No, they're not. They're ugly and stupid and delicious.

Chandler: Oh, yeah, I'm a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I've missed the last... twelve hundred times.

Rachel: So are things between you and Joey getting any better? Chandler: It couldn't get any worse. Last night, I spent eight hours calling him, trying to get him to talk to me. Rachel: Oh, wow. Eight hours. So you could probably really use one of those plug-in telephone headsets, huh? Ross: Should we all expect Christmas gifts that can be stolen from your office? Rachel: You shouldn't.

Judy Geller: Well, he better not come by here. He can't see the bride in the wedding dress. Nora Bing: As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress. Charles Bing: But that was after the wedding. It's not bad luck then. Nora Bing: Honey, it isn't good luck.

Rachel: Wha... married? Ross: Well, yeah, I think we should get married! Rachel: What? Because that's your answer to everything?

Ross: Oh. *Oh*. Thank God, most women don't even feel them. Rachel: Okay, no uterus, no opinion.

Ross: You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil*!

Rachel: ...How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine? Dr Long: Three. Ross: Just three? I'm dilated three!

Monica: Can you help me fold these napkins? Phoebe: Sure. Monica: I'm gonna go across the hall and check on the yams. [Notices the way Pheobe is folding the napkins] Monica: No... no honey... Not like that, we're not a barn dance. You wanna fold them like swans like I showed you at Christmas, remember? Phoebe: Yeah. It all came screaming back to me.

Chandler: It's been a while since we've yelled something... Maybe we should... No. Phoebe: What? No. Damn you ref. Burn in hell.

Chandler: All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole." Joey: Okay. [He gets up and takes the cushions with him, as he starts to leave] Chandler: What are you doing? Joey: You said I had to give you the chair, you didn't say anything about the cushions. Chandler: The cushions are the essence of the chair. Joey: THAT'S RIGHT. I'm taking the ESSENCE. Chandler: Oh-ho, he'll be back. Oh-ho, there's nobody in the room.

Joey: [Joey thinks Phoebe has been acting in porno videos] A guy in the coffee shop told me he was a fan of Phoebe's. I thought he was talking about her singing, but he claims she is a porn star. So, I went to the adult video store and picked this up. Ross: [taking the video] Let me see that. 'Buffay, the Vampire Layer' starring Phoebe Buffay. All right, let's check it out! Joey: Guys, Phoebe is out friend. I refuse to watch this. [goes over and sits at the table with his back to the TV] Ross: Wow! I didn't know Pheebs had that particular talent. Rachel: Wait a minute; Phoebe doesn't have a tattoo on her ankle! My God, that's Ursula! Joey: [jumping up from the table] Ursula! Allr ight! Run it back! Run it back! Ross: Boy, Phoebe is going to be pissed. Why is Ursula using Phoebe's name? Phoebe: [coming in the apartment] Hi everybody, what are you - [screams and points at the TV] Phoebe: Ahhhhhhh! What am I doing?

Phoebe: [Phoebe has been hired to sing in a children's program at the library] Oh, Grandma is a person that everyone likes, / She bought you a toy train and a bright shiny bike, / But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, / The last time you saw her she looked a lot thinner. Now your parents told you she moved to Peru, / but the truth is she died and someday you will too.

Phoebe: [singing in the children's program at the library] Someday you'll want to sleep with people so they'll like you, / But that's another thing you won't want to do, you won't want to do. Everybody, you won't want to do, you won't want to do. Monica: Excellent! Chandler: Very informative! Rachel: Not at all inappropriate!

5 ways to get a date

Hello all my romantically challenged buddys who cant seem to manage to take out a girl. Hopefully these 5 pointers will help u to overcome the "lonely" situation.. gained from my experience of goin out with a double digit no of girls hehe.... simple stuff but sometime we forget the rules....

1) Patience: Greatest trick of all is to be patient. Once u act too needy and desperate you are dead. Jus wait patiently for the girl to bring it up. If u lack patience, my advise is to have a lot of backup plans, that is several stand bys. U should not care about people judging u cos u are now too pathetic too judge anyway.

2) Share and Care: Oldest trick in the book, do something for her which is diff from ur old selfish self. Help her with homework, help her move, help her with getting over her ex hehe...all these help and no time soon she will be eager to return the favor and bamm uve got a date.

3)Join some volunteering stuff: Become a volunteer in some thing, 2 things are guaranteed about the girls in such groups, they are single and they are kind.... Single cos no girl with a bf becomes a volunteer cos she has no time for "that" and kind cos the group is for a good cause......so become a volunteer and remember this is a place where u can get a girl way outta ur league too..

4)Join a Gym: This is only for those who can show real progress if they hit the gym.....if u are too fat this aint for u at all.... if u are jus a few pound oveweight or underweight great for u...join the gym ....work out a pretty good body... but also notice the chix working out in shorts and spandex...they are there for a reason.... they are in the gym because they want to be noticed...most vulnerable stage...jus be there give them attention and seal the deal...

5)Newbies: I guess most of us have passed this stage of preying on juniors. Junior girls have come to this new environment with no friends and are very vulnerable...Im not asking to take them down,,,,... but show u care hehe.... she will grow affectionate cos u are giving her attention when no on else is...great way to get a date...