Getting Shot: Ways women shoot us down during those tender moments

I have been romantically crippled all my life......so crippled that someone should offer me the handicap seat everytime I board the bus.........well and as a combined effect of being crippled and being born with extremely bad girl luck there have been numerous moments in my life when a girl has shot me down when the time is ripe(aka rejected). But u see women are smart creatures when coming to getting rid of men, they do it so smoothly most of the time the guy(specially me) have no idea that they are being got rid of. So going over my numerous experiences and other guy's experience of getting shot down, I am going to list down the various ways they shoot us so that in future guy if u sense any of these....know its not gonna happen:
Some of them may seem damn obvious but are for those optimistic chappys who even see love when the girls trying to shooo them off: I have been thru lot of these but wont tell which all....heheh

"I dont believe in relationships,Interested in career:" Yah right......heheh.....big fucking blatant neon sign she is tryng to get rid of u. Really optimistic ones think they can turn this lose lose situation into a win win one but plzzz dream on but the only time this will be true is when a fucking night rainbow will come out and gremlins looking like me will dance on it......
Remember all girls are separate relationships from career except some bitches on wall street so....one they are using it as an excuse is to divert u so that u fall into the next bloody pit and die out of decay..

"I have a boyfriend:" Well since guys like me act stupid and dorky always dosent really mean we are always stupid. When we are hitting on a girl hehe we are actually more efficient that the CIA in finding info about the girl.... we know who all she had dated why that didnt work out, which all guys she hangs out right now with and if they have a "possiblity". So if they really have a bf now , we know that and we wouldnt hit on her cos nothting is a detterent like the presence of a bf. Yet underestimating us heheh they decide to drop it in, slip it in ..watever u call it ...jus middle of a casual conversation......u r out on something which u think is a date, hehe u must have those days where u think u are on a date and then turns out to be a disaster.
So ur middle of this "pseudo date or perceived date" and in the middle of the a casual conversation like "hey u know wat i like seinfeld ?" and she goes "Yah my bf likes it too" or she mentions the name of some random guy.
Now when she is lying about the guy be pretty sure she dosent want u too over there....so the best thing jus fake a call and vanish hehe so u dont pay for watever there and some of ur self esteem is saved......and who gives a fuck about her she dosent want u anyway....

"I see u as a very good friend": Bam! she jus shot u and u take arnd 10 secs to realize u have been shot..... this is the most widely used weapon of mass guy destruction hehe and we have all been shot by it (ohh comeon if u think u havent been shot by it, ur retarded). Women think this statement wont hurt us .....but comeon it feels like shit.......only guys who wont be crestfallen, shattered, destroyed by this statement are gay guys. Women of the world listen up,
since u are this pretty and have been selected for our GF department our HR department wont let u be hired in our FRIENDS department and u know wat after the age of 20 mainly we close hiring women in our FRIENDS department.

No mans Land (University Education)

I am an old man suffering from mid 20s crisis with 4 yrs of university experience under my belt and still an year to go. Back in school all we heard was tales of a promised land where there is no one to discipline us and damsels are in abundance and where people replace food and water with alcohol. Have you ever noticed how most of us sailed through it without ever gaining consiousness from the alcohol or picking their heads up from the books. I have tried my best to stay concious and hold on to those lil parts I think make this university life an unique experience.

GIRLS: Well girls were and are the most important thing we had in our mind when we came from a XX chromosome starved school and were put in places overflowing with this new creature we called girls. We had seen them from a distance and we had studied them over time trying to figure out wat we shall do when we first meet them. Our school days (not all of u, the terribly unlucky ones who happened to be "educated" in the same instituion as me) spend our days ogling at our female teachers and fantasising what we shall do when we first meet one of those delicate pixie like creatures.

So once we are in the univ we decided to waste no time and directly started hitting on them. Now dont blame us cos we had spent 18 years of life without meeting a single girl and you should understand that its not really our fault that we cant behave(me specially).

Now we dont really know how to appeal to a girl, all we have are wrong, unverified ideas derived from movies and sitcoms. So the best thing we can come up with is " wanna go for a movie with me?". Now this line has been used for generations. Our fathers took girls to those 70s movies with heroes having big sideburns our grandfathers took their girlfriends to those black and white movies where the sets looked like they were part of school plays and our great grandfathers must have used the same line to take their gfs to those silent movie where a piano played along with the movie. We have forgotten that women have become inert to this line,listening to it for the last 100 yrs since the invention fo the motion picture. But we still have to use it and then as expected get shot down.

So we go to plan B, mind you these are sure shot plans of being rejected but with the testosterone flowing like never before virtues like reasoning and rationale are outta the window. Plan B is getting the girls no from someone else and calling her as much as u can with some excuse or the other. Now this is a horrible horrible move from my experience because the girl has never loathed you more. So strike two.

Now the last resorts of wannabe boyfriends is using a combination of being nice and trying to play along with the girl's interest. I on the other hand have nevr tried this because I was retired hurt after strike 2. Well now the guys trying being extra nice and reading the same books the girl likes puts him in the friends zone without his realization. Well there are 2 different levels in the friends zone like energy states in the atom. One is the bottom level which is the doomed friendzone level where u can never acheive enuff energy to be her bf. Its better to look for another girl. Another is the higher friendzone where with lil enegry you can ionize and become her bf. If u are in the top one good for u, if u are in the bottom one look for another girl.

So slowly the guys exhauste all the girls in his own batch and like a pack of heynas waiting for a wildbeeste they lay low for the last few mnths of first year waiting for the new batch. Once the new batch come they pounce on those poor scared souls and a feeding frenzy starts. Some lives are lost and new pairs are formed. Now the unluckiest ones somehow manage to still remain unpaired and they turn to their next best friend alcohol. This is the reason why alcoholism is a favorite pastime of the 3rd and 4th years. When you are in 1st and 2nd year there is some chance of getting chicks but by 3rd yr those guys have hit on and been rejected by somany girls that shakespeare would have written some tragic play bout them.