Dear Diary:October Blues

Me: Eh diary, wake the fuck up ... its 11:30 ...need something to discuss with u??

Diary: Spoiling my nice sleep to start ur vagina monologues ...u think I dont have anything better to do??

Me: I kinda bought u so NO...u better listen to me .... wat will u gain lying arnd anyway ...ur too fat already

Diary: FYI, I have a slow metabolism, its hereditary....anyway wasssup with u ...u never come to me unless u have something to say

Me: Maaan , Im getting the october blues...feel so demotivated......dont want to wake up, dont want to go to school...this sux

Diary: U always ahve to give a fancy ass name to everything , October blues.....for u its always blues.....

Me: Yah man i donno why i feel so de motivated , I mean everythings working out fine...but i jus dont want to get up and work....hmmmm

Diary: Maybe u should start to grow a pair and jus hold on...stop complaining ..u think ur the only one with problems??

Me: Yah rememebr u told me about the story of the sad loesbian girl, tell it to me again

Diary: Im not here to entertain....u want lesbian porn go to clublez why me maan??

Me: Ok watever , this stupid day started all too wrong ...feel sleepy and alll, miss s gave me 2 missed calls last night wonder wat she wanted....

Chat Log between Romeo and Juliet(1663,Verona)

Verona, 1663, Juliet's Balcony.......

Romeo: Oh juliet, How the moonlight reflects off ur face and makes it look so heavenly. I shall act like a painter and my mind a canvass and capture this heavenly scene.

Juliet: Ur such a drama queen, U always have to talk like that, wat happened to talking like normal people.

Romeo: Well i thought we were dating and decided to try these new lines i thought of...

Juliet: MENN!!! cant ever do the right thing ...either will hold back or go overboard...

Romeo: Ok see i dont understand women either.....u guys are confusing...u gotta relax dude...

Juliet: Who u calling dude.........maybe u should take care of ur attitude....anyway wassup

Romeo: U spoilt the mood , wats the problem with u today???

Juliet: This thing ...u know the dorky guy called Galileo, one with the telescope and all??

Romeo: The one who ass the church is kicking for some anti god stuff?? Yah wat bout him

Juliet: Well this afternoon when i was bathing after my lunch, I found him cheking me out with his telescope...such a creepy loser...

Romeo: I and my friends shall take our cutlasses and commit bloody murder on him..

Juliet: EWW!! Wat did I say again about ur melodrama???

Enuff Comedy: Daily Boring Dear Diary

himENuff funnyman acts, decided to keep that but have some dear diary moments as well.

Dear Diary(Is a diary a guy or a girl or hermaphodites like those katoys in thailand?),

Me: Life is very stable. Wat will u know about stability , after all ur a stupid fat book, remember the time that lil brochure called u fat and u said "hey tell that to the telephone directory". Well jus keep u face down on a table and there u are stable until i pick u up , u genderless being containing my secrets and write some more rubbish in u.
Its Friday the 13th , yah as if that can be anything more foreboding. Well after the illness and all, I am really weak, yah laugh at it u table lying fat papery thing.

Diary: U do know that u are incredibly stupid when u try to be funny all the time. I am after all a guy. All diaries are guys.

Me: Yah u also mean those pink ones with unicorns , the teenage girls keep . Ur telling me those are also guys.

Diary: Yah those are diaries who are coming out of the closet. They are gay diaries.

Me: Ok enuff discriminating diaries based on their sexual orientations. Hehe remembered a joke. This firing squad has a motto its called "We aim to please." Hahahha

Diary: Dumbass, everyone has watched Blackadder......anyway wats been up ...

Me: Welllllll..., lifes fine some unusual changes recently but over all i have absorbed the shocks and am continuing with it. Nothing much hehe donno why I am even talking to u...

Diary: U do know that the extra sensitivity causes u to sound gay like hell....

Me: Wat man I havent even said anything.....no wonder I dont tell anyone anything...

Diary: Was jus pulling ur leg.....hehe u can say stuff ....

Me: Naaaaaaaaah leave it mate.....wats the worst thing that has ever happened to you??

Diary: Well I belonged to this school girl once and she had me in yellow and pink and then one day she left me in the school yard.....then the school janitors dog came and peed on me....

Me: Hehe thats nothing compared to wat i ahve been too.......u canteven imagine...

Diary: U wanna tell me ????

Me: Naaaah too many people reading our convo ...some other time bye.