The Kingdom:Movie Review

The Kingdom : Starring Jamie Fox and Jennifer Garner ... 7/10

I have been watching tons of movies lately...cos simply my exams are over and I dont ahve much to do. I happened to watch the kingdom twice not only cos I liked it also cos I happened to be with two different groups.

Kingdom is about a team of FBI agents lead by jamie fox to investigate bombings on american citizens in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.

I wouldnt go on describing the story here if u want to read the story link is at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Kingdom_(film)

Salient points of the movie include the local police cheif Al Ghazi who has more significant role than most of the American cast. Jamie foxx does the good know it all american ready to save the world kinda deal but Al Ghazi steals the show with down to earth realistic comments and in his naive way pointing how how ridiculous western culture actually is.

The movie is believable in its content but has amazing action sequences with all kinds of weapons thrown in.
If u want to watch a more interesting version of Syriana I would recommend watching this movie.

Things I hate and why

Yah call me retard, weird,eccentric but there are stuff I hate tons and here is a list of them.....there are more which ill add when ever i remember.....

1) Politically correct people aka assholes

I hate people who dont have any opinions about anything...they are like "u dont know enuff to comment" or "u are so mean" or "ur jelous cos he is more talented than u"
"Hey lady...i dont give a fuck about his talent but his behaviour pisses me off..thats all i care"
After our forefathers fought so hard for things called liberty and freedom...these pricks jus wanna keep their opinion retained in their asses cos i donno...they suffer from perpetual constipation....
all u should use on these assholes is something called a "liberty enema" to get rid of their politically correct constipation....and ahve some opinions and have the balls or boobs to say it....

2) People who dont like wat i like(still ok) but go on to tell me wat is expected of me

Hey people , I am a living person capable of thinking......its ok u dont like "Friends" or u havent enjoyed "American Pie" the way i do or u think "Two and a Half men is Stupid" but hey u dont ahve to tell me jus cos u dont get the jokes......when u start galavanting in my personal space and try to tell me 1001 ways im wrong......i feel like if i was butch cassidy i would shoot a fucking hole in ur head...... hey let me live my life...

3) Heroes on zee tv ,star plus and sony tv

Wats a indian soap opera hero like.......is he on a secret mission defeating ex soviet spies from lauching a deadly virus or is he a spartan defeating persians....noooo
he is a gelled up stupid donkey wearing ridiculously faded jeans(its like the jeans saw a ghost and turned white) and even wearing that to bed.....then getting up in the morning with gelled hair.....
occupation:business....hehe i mean they are never shown doin anything except loosing crores when they trust some ridiculously looking woman,.....

4) NRIs potrayed by Hindi Movies

Hey all of us dont dance to bhangra.....we dont own a porsche and a ferrari each ,,,and we are not stupid people....as my friend correctly observed after he observed hindi movie NRIs...white chicks dont want to sleep with us too....Most NRIs live in shoddy neighbourhoods and they ahve to save up for 5 yrs just to visit india...we dont go to discos where all white people follow us and start dancing and we dont have huge business and helicopters...

5) Attractive Girls who think guys can be jus friends

Hey there are tons of guys hitting on ur everyday and u still stick to the idea that guys jus want to be friends with u....see (someones gonna hate me for writing this) we can only be friends with u if
1)im gay
2)ur gay(well then we will try super hard hehe)
3)i have a gf
Funny part is that even if u have a bf we dont care ..we will still hit on u......and these facts which woman jus cant learn after being riddled by guys ...irritates me......
hey we are programmed to hit on u..nothing u can do about it

6) Watching F1 and test matches(cricket)

Yup im gonna anger tons of people when i say this but people actually spend hours seeing cars go round a course 40 times....might as well buy a toy train set and watch it hynotized...and test match common people...the batsman dosent wanna abt..the bowler is frustrated...the wicket keeper is thinking about his gf ....is that really something u wanna watch

7) MBAs and People related to Finance

Hehehe now im gonna piss of mostof the poeple.....MBAs...i know u went thru a ridiculously tough exam to "get where u are" and u can say words like "hockey stick effect or marketing ballyhoo" ..hehe but still i dont like u...i mean wats ur worth except filling reports with weird words...i rather buy a dictionary....
u might argue"we keep the corporate machinary running" ill give u that but
imagine if the earth is gonna be destroyed and u needed a selected few people to put on a rocket to start civilization again...so u really think we need u...

8) Fancy food (ex chicked stroganoff for example)

When i go to eat and im hungry i dont carea bout the ambiance .... i want to eat....and when u are given a menu card where u need a dictionary to decode it...u feel like killing someone....
yah its rally fancy to eat 0.1 gm of chicken beautifully garnished with rubbish to look like a feathered bird instead of food...but when i have to go home and eat slices of break with nothing cos im hungry...its not really worth it,.,,,
people are so obssesed about names like stroganoff but do u think the russians give a fuck about wats the diff between a curry and a vindaloo...
fancy food pisses me off when the serving is meant for an ant

Hmmmm....long time

Hmmm.....been a long time since I had last posted,,, and it was about how to solve romantic problems i guess.......well well they ahvent been solved yet but have some solutions to make it easier........

recently in my module : modelling via odinary differential equations....we learnt how to model romantic relationships usind differential equations...the solution of the system of equations came to be a weighted sum of a sin curve and a cos curve....thus oscillatory.....

thus i should not whine cos mathematically speaking i can see that the whole thing oscillates all the time.....its real stupid to expect a graphh like y(x)=lots of love=c .....

another thing i realised its that....jus cos the rest of my life sux and my relationship is the easiest thing to blame .....i ahve been blaming it for a long time...trying to use it as a scapegoat which was absolutely wrong.....

anyway
had another end of the sem hectic one this time coupled with honors presenentation etc etc.....

Is life unfair or what?

Well its not what u are thinking,...this aint a cup of coffe to help me burn the midnight oil but its jus dietcoke in a cup....well how the surroundings change ur perspective....

Lifes not ok when u are in the last semester of ur undergrad education and u dont really know wat to do in life and which job to take........on top of that fights with ur dear lover really spoils the mood....

coming to that i ffeel like giving a prize to my parents to spend all these years almost 25 i think without fighting.....i mean me and my lvoed one fight everyday jus over the siliest topics from her calling me gandu and sometimes over hypothetical situation "suppose this happened?"

Is being detached the new way to be happy in a relationship cos as i have noticed ...if we tak more than one hr online or on the phone we start fighting over some silly issues......and that compounded with our stubborness and ego gets escalated into a shitty shitty situation.....

welll....when i was a naive boy dying to be loved....heheh never did i realize that relationships can be soo sooo tough and it can affect ur life so greatly...u cant think concentrate or motivate urself for work and alll the time u are thinking about the fight u have,......all the time i called other people sissy and wuss for being affectedd by their relationship fight i regret cos form their curse i guess i have become a wuss myself....

well there must be a way of peaceful existence where true love can exist....im on my way to find this and when i find it....ill let u guys know.....

Monday blues and Tuesday greens

Does it happen to you that when u have a really really really long day with lots happening ...end of the day u cant really remember when it began and what all did u do??(was it yesterdya or today???) well mondays for me is like that...after the most boring lectures(which can put u into a coma)...leaves me in a vegetative state then is the work in the dark lab for me on mondays.....

first lecture is about this thing called computerized experiments where the ever lazy lecturer goes on and on about........circuits blah blah this gate that gate...only gate i look is the door to the room thru which i can escape...

it is followed by another deadening lecture called remote sensing which in the begining i thought was about satellites..it is about satellites but by the time we reach the interesting parts....my soul will be only thing left to study it....my earthly bosy would have withered in boredom...

6-8 is this really really interesting lecture on modelling via differential equations..okkk enuff sarcasm...the way the lecturer teaches is probably the most most boring way in the world and i dont blame hi cos its 6 pm common...well he will be a good medium to exorcise evil spirits cos i dont think the most malginant of dead souls wont like to listen to how a solution to ode determines stability and equilibrium...

then then then was working in the dark dark lab all alone...i wrote dark twice cos its really dark and a mobile phone glowing looks like a nuclear explosion compared to it....then printing notes about quantum entanglement etc etc......

tuesday started as a bright sunny day...so sunny that it burnt my skin making it look like roasted pork i guess hheheh...then blah blah blah boring evenless day till now.....

guess catch u later...

Insecurity and Paranoia Support Group

I wish there was a support group for insecure and paranoid people like me...i admit its a disease....there are support group for alcoholics, drug addicts, suicide survivors and sexually abused....wat makes us insecure and paranoid poeple different that we dont deserve a support group or a sponsor who would remind us "dont be insecure"...

Insecurity is a diesease which not only affects me but all the people around me...maybe its jus looking at any shiny surface to see if ur hair which u dont really like is okkk or feeling paranoid that ur gf has finally seen u thru and will leave u keeps us in constant fear........btu wat really causes us to be insecure...is it the absence of success or the asdultation of people which usually fills everyone pride to the brim and makes them secure...

I have been insecure since birth...then overdemanding parents and a discouraging education system hardly did anything for a releif ...when i was a kid and i was taken out wearing those black shorts and those really aante diluvian leathers "chotis" i felt ok walking around the gairahat reagion taking a rickshaw home back from ooposite camparis.....but first time i felt a pang of insecurity was when my parents took me to scoop on a nice saturday afternoon wearing those clothes in a midst of quite a smartly dressed early 90s crowd....

True as a kid....i was given tintins to read and watch as much cartoons as i want but unlike the fancy kids in my class , i had not heard of scorpions or pink floyd ...i didnt read noddy when i was kid and no one really told me to read wodehouse or maugham later....when it is later when people say "oh u have not rtead this that..heard this that/..." i even wonder how one chap from my class actually knew the name of the movie "maltese falcon" in class 9 when all we knew was rambo and terminator and maybe some where eagles dare......maybe all these contributed to my insecuritys when the fancy chaps in class spewed out anmes i never heard offf.....

Something More to say

7th Feb 2007...
a week before valentines day i guess.....another tormenting day of people asking me "wat are u doin in the evening" and my completion of 22 years of unbeatean valentines day tragedy.
yah yah i know the people there who call it a hallmark holiday etc etc but hehe deep down inside unless ur really fucked up u would want to do something dont u??

I may have wat people call an average mellow life....i get up , im skipping the coffee cos its killing my appetite and making me loose weight and look more and more invisible as days go on by...i usuallly do some reading go to college , come back and do some more reading and go to sleep/....

true i dont live the nri dream of hanging out chilling out in clubs ...fornicatin and driving ferraris but but i hope to aspire to drive a benz someday (hopefully before 30 cos after that its not really worth it)

I have been thru a lot in life.....bad shitty situations hehe which no one else can imagine ..really sticky sticky situation..

Imagine that u buy a ticket for urself and the girl u like(not love) for a concert a mnth before the concert cos the tickets sell out real fast....now u anticipate for a mnth how great the concert is gonna be specially with the special girl at ur side ...dont u?? then then then....it happens within this very mnth this girl gets disinterested in u and gets a new bf and guess wat she asks u......to give up the ticket for her bf....(she is gonna pay even a lil extra for it).....yah as if that helps ...and there u are on that day with her telling u the thank u s ..she enjoyin the concert with her now bf and u are at home finding innovative ways to kil urself which dont hurt

very many of the situations which has got fucked up...
welll the thing is my life has been mostly normal except when it comes to girls where my luck is like horrible,,,,,and most of my incidents related to this are really really terrible....

rememebr the time ur just a kid...ur like in class 11 have no idea how cruel women can be .... so there is this girl u fancy in ur tuitions(people form india only know this)...she is nice and although u dont think u have a chance with her u give it a shot...well shot in class 11 meant talking nicely with her,.,,,,well ur happy she is smiling back to ur stupid jokes,......and u think there might be something ...a movie when u leave school ro soemthing......

then then then u go to this shopping arcade to buy something...i donno wat and then u see her hand in hand with one of the filthiest guys u know a guy even a skunk wont kiss him......now ur there heart broken convinced u are goin to die alone and thinking "how the hell"
jus many of the experiences...

deep inside we realize we are so pathetic no one would go out iwht us let alone love us.....wat is it thats missing withing us...is it our school with its non coed environment which didnt let us mix with girls and now all the good girls are taken...or wat is it....u keep wondering and getting shot one after the other.....(which aint so commendable being desperate cos when u really have a gf she will despise u for being so pathetic)....

Ending of winter and start of Spring in the Equator

Few daya go it was 2006 then bohhooo with the big stupid parties with drunk people rolling arnd we entered 2007. Personally I didnt go to any of these but was watching revenge of the sith on star movies.
So this is my life..it had a crappy introduction, it will have a crappy middle and hopefully a crappy ending. My parents say its cos i dont work too hard.... well how can i cheer up the situation..by enjoying the misery i am thru.
Yesterday was a "clockwork orange" day when i landed both the book adn the movie at the same time. After a feeble effort to read the book in the bus...with the language of "malchikas and viddies and rot and etc etc" I gave up.....so when i was home and had time to relax I went thru the movie...the movie with its weird background of those horror clown movies and its very very depressing and disturbing surroundings disturbed me so much that i had to watch "notting hill" to counteract the effect...
well actually notting hill and a stupid charlie sheen sitcome called "2 and half men " about some playboy blah blah blah....
wasnt feeling like waking up this morning...donno something deep inside is so depressing it saps away teh strength to start a new day.....but maybe it is all the unfinished studies and the things to complete and the blah blah things to hand in...
last few days or mnths were ok rocky rollercoasterlike with a lil bit of happiness thrown in sometimes....wat differes now is that i have become a recluse whose interaction with people have come down to zero and is even scaring the shit out of my parents.....so there i am stuck to my laptop books movies and ayers sometimes....
is it because i reduces the joggin which would pump endorphins in my head and make me feel happy.....i really understood that after growing up being happy is a really really difficult thing to acheive.......u can be succeful ...have a great time ..but when are u really happy...
my words have no direction...everything im thinking is just pouring out thru this noisy keyboard thru which im typing....atleast realized that the world has changed ..the city i was born in has changed and the people whom i knew have changed...those who need the money dont have it...those who dont have plaenty of it...
this maybe called hypocrisy cos yes i do have a 37 inch lcd tv...an apartment at the 25th storey of a really posh condo in singapore but these hardly matter to me...im full of greif cos i have grown up (not cos i havent got any taller after class 10)but its the loss of childhood and mostly "growing uop"

Dear Diary:October Blues

Me: Eh diary, wake the fuck up ... its 11:30 ...need something to discuss with u??

Diary: Spoiling my nice sleep to start ur vagina monologues ...u think I dont have anything better to do??

Me: I kinda bought u so NO...u better listen to me .... wat will u gain lying arnd anyway ...ur too fat already

Diary: FYI, I have a slow metabolism, its hereditary....anyway wasssup with u ...u never come to me unless u have something to say

Me: Maaan , Im getting the october blues...feel so demotivated......dont want to wake up, dont want to go to school...this sux

Diary: U always ahve to give a fancy ass name to everything , October blues.....for u its always blues.....

Me: Yah man i donno why i feel so de motivated , I mean everythings working out fine...but i jus dont want to get up and work....hmmmm

Diary: Maybe u should start to grow a pair and jus hold on...stop complaining ..u think ur the only one with problems??

Me: Yah rememebr u told me about the story of the sad loesbian girl, tell it to me again

Diary: Im not here to entertain....u want lesbian porn go to clublez why me maan??

Me: Ok watever , this stupid day started all too wrong ...feel sleepy and alll, miss s gave me 2 missed calls last night wonder wat she wanted....

Chat Log between Romeo and Juliet(1663,Verona)

Verona, 1663, Juliet's Balcony.......

Romeo: Oh juliet, How the moonlight reflects off ur face and makes it look so heavenly. I shall act like a painter and my mind a canvass and capture this heavenly scene.

Juliet: Ur such a drama queen, U always have to talk like that, wat happened to talking like normal people.

Romeo: Well i thought we were dating and decided to try these new lines i thought of...

Juliet: MENN!!! cant ever do the right thing ...either will hold back or go overboard...

Romeo: Ok see i dont understand women either.....u guys are confusing...u gotta relax dude...

Juliet: Who u calling dude.........maybe u should take care of ur attitude....anyway wassup

Romeo: U spoilt the mood , wats the problem with u today???

Juliet: This thing ...u know the dorky guy called Galileo, one with the telescope and all??

Romeo: The one who ass the church is kicking for some anti god stuff?? Yah wat bout him

Juliet: Well this afternoon when i was bathing after my lunch, I found him cheking me out with his telescope...such a creepy loser...

Romeo: I and my friends shall take our cutlasses and commit bloody murder on him..

Juliet: EWW!! Wat did I say again about ur melodrama???

Enuff Comedy: Daily Boring Dear Diary

himENuff funnyman acts, decided to keep that but have some dear diary moments as well.

Dear Diary(Is a diary a guy or a girl or hermaphodites like those katoys in thailand?),

Me: Life is very stable. Wat will u know about stability , after all ur a stupid fat book, remember the time that lil brochure called u fat and u said "hey tell that to the telephone directory". Well jus keep u face down on a table and there u are stable until i pick u up , u genderless being containing my secrets and write some more rubbish in u.
Its Friday the 13th , yah as if that can be anything more foreboding. Well after the illness and all, I am really weak, yah laugh at it u table lying fat papery thing.

Diary: U do know that u are incredibly stupid when u try to be funny all the time. I am after all a guy. All diaries are guys.

Me: Yah u also mean those pink ones with unicorns , the teenage girls keep . Ur telling me those are also guys.

Diary: Yah those are diaries who are coming out of the closet. They are gay diaries.

Me: Ok enuff discriminating diaries based on their sexual orientations. Hehe remembered a joke. This firing squad has a motto its called "We aim to please." Hahahha

Diary: Dumbass, everyone has watched Blackadder......anyway wats been up ...

Me: Welllllll..., lifes fine some unusual changes recently but over all i have absorbed the shocks and am continuing with it. Nothing much hehe donno why I am even talking to u...

Diary: U do know that the extra sensitivity causes u to sound gay like hell....

Me: Wat man I havent even said anything.....no wonder I dont tell anyone anything...

Diary: Was jus pulling ur leg.....hehe u can say stuff ....

Me: Naaaaaaaaah leave it mate.....wats the worst thing that has ever happened to you??

Diary: Well I belonged to this school girl once and she had me in yellow and pink and then one day she left me in the school yard.....then the school janitors dog came and peed on me....

Me: Hehe thats nothing compared to wat i ahve been too.......u canteven imagine...

Diary: U wanna tell me ????

Me: Naaaah too many people reading our convo ...some other time bye.

Getting Shot: Ways women shoot us down during those tender moments

I have been romantically crippled all my life......so crippled that someone should offer me the handicap seat everytime I board the bus.........well and as a combined effect of being crippled and being born with extremely bad girl luck there have been numerous moments in my life when a girl has shot me down when the time is ripe(aka rejected). But u see women are smart creatures when coming to getting rid of men, they do it so smoothly most of the time the guy(specially me) have no idea that they are being got rid of. So going over my numerous experiences and other guy's experience of getting shot down, I am going to list down the various ways they shoot us so that in future guy if u sense any of these....know its not gonna happen:
Some of them may seem damn obvious but are for those optimistic chappys who even see love when the girls trying to shooo them off: I have been thru lot of these but wont tell which all....heheh

"I dont believe in relationships,Interested in career:" Yah right......heheh.....big fucking blatant neon sign she is tryng to get rid of u. Really optimistic ones think they can turn this lose lose situation into a win win one but plzzz dream on but the only time this will be true is when a fucking night rainbow will come out and gremlins looking like me will dance on it......
Remember all girls are separate relationships from career except some bitches on wall street so....one they are using it as an excuse is to divert u so that u fall into the next bloody pit and die out of decay..

"I have a boyfriend:" Well since guys like me act stupid and dorky always dosent really mean we are always stupid. When we are hitting on a girl hehe we are actually more efficient that the CIA in finding info about the girl.... we know who all she had dated why that didnt work out, which all guys she hangs out right now with and if they have a "possiblity". So if they really have a bf now , we know that and we wouldnt hit on her cos nothting is a detterent like the presence of a bf. Yet underestimating us heheh they decide to drop it in, slip it in ..watever u call it ...jus middle of a casual conversation......u r out on something which u think is a date, hehe u must have those days where u think u are on a date and then turns out to be a disaster.
So ur middle of this "pseudo date or perceived date" and in the middle of the a casual conversation like "hey u know wat i like seinfeld ?" and she goes "Yah my bf likes it too" or she mentions the name of some random guy.
Now when she is lying about the guy be pretty sure she dosent want u too over there....so the best thing jus fake a call and vanish hehe so u dont pay for watever there and some of ur self esteem is saved......and who gives a fuck about her she dosent want u anyway....

"I see u as a very good friend": Bam! she jus shot u and u take arnd 10 secs to realize u have been shot..... this is the most widely used weapon of mass guy destruction hehe and we have all been shot by it (ohh comeon if u think u havent been shot by it, ur retarded). Women think this statement wont hurt us .....but comeon it feels like shit.......only guys who wont be crestfallen, shattered, destroyed by this statement are gay guys. Women of the world listen up,
since u are this pretty and have been selected for our GF department our HR department wont let u be hired in our FRIENDS department and u know wat after the age of 20 mainly we close hiring women in our FRIENDS department.

No mans Land (University Education)

I am an old man suffering from mid 20s crisis with 4 yrs of university experience under my belt and still an year to go. Back in school all we heard was tales of a promised land where there is no one to discipline us and damsels are in abundance and where people replace food and water with alcohol. Have you ever noticed how most of us sailed through it without ever gaining consiousness from the alcohol or picking their heads up from the books. I have tried my best to stay concious and hold on to those lil parts I think make this university life an unique experience.

GIRLS: Well girls were and are the most important thing we had in our mind when we came from a XX chromosome starved school and were put in places overflowing with this new creature we called girls. We had seen them from a distance and we had studied them over time trying to figure out wat we shall do when we first meet them. Our school days (not all of u, the terribly unlucky ones who happened to be "educated" in the same instituion as me) spend our days ogling at our female teachers and fantasising what we shall do when we first meet one of those delicate pixie like creatures.

So once we are in the univ we decided to waste no time and directly started hitting on them. Now dont blame us cos we had spent 18 years of life without meeting a single girl and you should understand that its not really our fault that we cant behave(me specially).

Now we dont really know how to appeal to a girl, all we have are wrong, unverified ideas derived from movies and sitcoms. So the best thing we can come up with is " wanna go for a movie with me?". Now this line has been used for generations. Our fathers took girls to those 70s movies with heroes having big sideburns our grandfathers took their girlfriends to those black and white movies where the sets looked like they were part of school plays and our great grandfathers must have used the same line to take their gfs to those silent movie where a piano played along with the movie. We have forgotten that women have become inert to this line,listening to it for the last 100 yrs since the invention fo the motion picture. But we still have to use it and then as expected get shot down.

So we go to plan B, mind you these are sure shot plans of being rejected but with the testosterone flowing like never before virtues like reasoning and rationale are outta the window. Plan B is getting the girls no from someone else and calling her as much as u can with some excuse or the other. Now this is a horrible horrible move from my experience because the girl has never loathed you more. So strike two.

Now the last resorts of wannabe boyfriends is using a combination of being nice and trying to play along with the girl's interest. I on the other hand have nevr tried this because I was retired hurt after strike 2. Well now the guys trying being extra nice and reading the same books the girl likes puts him in the friends zone without his realization. Well there are 2 different levels in the friends zone like energy states in the atom. One is the bottom level which is the doomed friendzone level where u can never acheive enuff energy to be her bf. Its better to look for another girl. Another is the higher friendzone where with lil enegry you can ionize and become her bf. If u are in the top one good for u, if u are in the bottom one look for another girl.

So slowly the guys exhauste all the girls in his own batch and like a pack of heynas waiting for a wildbeeste they lay low for the last few mnths of first year waiting for the new batch. Once the new batch come they pounce on those poor scared souls and a feeding frenzy starts. Some lives are lost and new pairs are formed. Now the unluckiest ones somehow manage to still remain unpaired and they turn to their next best friend alcohol. This is the reason why alcoholism is a favorite pastime of the 3rd and 4th years. When you are in 1st and 2nd year there is some chance of getting chicks but by 3rd yr those guys have hit on and been rejected by somany girls that shakespeare would have written some tragic play bout them.

Everyday Life: Public Commute

Public commute is a hassle, be it in calcutta or in singapore....... The situation that there are so many people stashed so close to each other would be sexual on a lesser serious situation. Imagine men and women standing squashed together and swaying in a rythm and you get the idea. But we all know no one got laid through the bus or the train and its no swingers party up there.

Handlebars located high up are a disaster. Im sure the guy put those there did it without any forethought because speaking physics wise this turns a person into a huge pendulum and no one wants a pendulum oscillating next to him or her. As the bus swerves through corners and as people try desperately to stay still they occasionally knock against their fellow passengers and get back threatning or disturbed glances in return.

Suppose someone from a hypothetical universe where all is good comes to this earth and enquires about the 7 deadly sins....I think there wont be a better apt place than a public bus to demostrate them.

Here they are:

Sloth: The most obvious one of them, there are people refusing to walk two bus stops and they will rather wait for a bus for 15 mins rather than walk which will take them 10 mins. If these people never took the bus, the buses would have been emptier and people happier.

Greed: Wars are fought over land, over women and over religion. But all conflicts in the bus are related to seats. Suddenly seats become the most valuable item ever and its not like people dont have them. There are plenty of them lying empty in everyones house but still everyone wants it in a bus.

Envy: The tangible emotional tension among commuters is over nothing but empty seats. Maybe two of them "deserve" it and I am calling it "deserve" because its jus a justification the human mind gives because he thinks that he deserves the seat because he has been standing next to it for the longest time. Now if one of the "deserving" candidates get the seat, there arises envy.

Pride: Again seat wise..someone who gets the best seat(the one next to the door or next to the window) is glowering with pride because he got the seat. I mean forget all the real acheivements in life like a good job or a good gf but all that guy has is an acheivement which everyone has acheived once in a while and which will only last for twenty minutes and less.

Gluttony: Gluttony is rampant throughout the bus. Be it the guy in the last seat gobbling up his food inspite of the no eating and drinking sign or the fat sweaty guy who gets stares of disgust from everywhere. Gluttony is a mortal sin in the bus.

Anger: One thing leads to another, first is the greed , then is the jealousy when some takes over your seat. You are in a bad mood then some guy trying to rush out of the bus accidently pushes u a lil too hard and there is suddenly this explosion from you. Voila, you have wrath pouring out of you.

Lust: Travelling in a bus full of bad looking people and sure a pretty girl gets up onto the bus and intices lust from you. Its usually the shorts wearing sporty ones or the sophisticated sexy female yuppies or the dressed in black goin out for party kinds. Lust is the only mortal sin which makes bus travel fun because there is no other situation where u can view all these different kinds together.

My first 50 hrs at work

Yah finally managed to survive the first 50 hrs of work at DSI(Astar). Work environment is super slack and Ive never been interested in orkut as of now heheh....designing lens for optical pickups ... jus a screen cap above wat my working screen looks like.....results are out did exceptionally well...

My Best Micro Writing

Help sheet for my photonics exam, managed to put 200 pages of formulas onto 2 sheets ,....jus an example..

Best Bengali Prose

Best Bengali Prose possible, read thru it carefully if you know Bengali....
(warning explicit lyrics)

Amazing Photos Circulated over the Net

Some of the amazing photographs widely circulated over the web, most of them inaccurately described but most of them deserve a wow.
Amazing 3d road paintings, really talented artists can create the illusion of 3d .(True pic)

A tordano and a lightning simultaneously at night revealing the tornado.(true pic)

A dubious pic showing an indian channel reporting a huge creature which got washed induring tsunami.(false)

A US military plane sending flares which form an angel behind it. (true pic)
Its called evening in northpole. Its a work of art not a real pic yet beautiful(false pic)

A true forest fire which looks like a scene from bambi(true pic)

Hurricane over the sea(true/false not sure)

Senator John kerry in a anti war rally(1970s) he is behind the girl in specs with cringed up mouth. Cute girl in red is famous actress Jane Fonda.(true)

Best Quotes from Blackadder the 3rd(1987)

Blackadder: I have come up with a plan so cunning that if it were alive, you could call it a weasel.

Baldrick: Morning, Mr. B. Blackadder: Leave me alone, Baldrick. If I wanted to talk to a vegetable, I would have bought one at the market.

Mrs. Miggins: Bonjour, Monsiuer
Blackadder: Excuse me.
Mrs. Miggins: It's French. Blackadder: So is eating frogs, cruelty to geese and urinating on the streets.

Mrs. Miggins: The Scarlet Pimpernel, Mr. Blackadder! He's so exciting, don't you think? Blackadder: Actually, I think he's the most over-rated human being since Judas Iscariot won the AD31 Best Disciple Competition.

Blackadder: We hate the French! We fight wars against the French! Did all those men die in vain on the fields of Agincourt? Was the man who burned Joan of Arc just wasting good matches?

Prince George: What can I do to a woman that I can't do to you? Blackadder: I cannot conceive, sir.

Best Quotes from Blackadder goes Forth(1989)

Lieutenant George: The war started because of the vile Hun and his villainous empire-building. Captain Blackadder: George, the British Empire at present covers a quarter of the globe, while the German Empire consists of a small sausage factory in Tanganyika. I hardly think that we can be entirely absolved of blame on the imperialistic front. Lieutenant George: Oh, no, sir, absolutely not.

Captain Blackadder: [describing the latest offensive] Field Marshal Haig is about to make yet another gargantuan effort to move his drinks cabinet six inches close to Berlin.

Captain Blackadder: [during a German air raid] Where's our air force? They're meant to defend us against this sort of thing. Right, that's it! [picks up telephone] Captain Blackadder: Hello? Yes, yes, I'd like to leave a message for the head of the Flying Corps, please. That's Air Chief Marshall Sir Hugh Massingbird-Massingbird, VC, DFC and Bar. Message reads "Where are you you bastard".

Captain Blackadder: In the last few years, the border has moved as much as a frenchman living next to a brothel.